Well the day has come and the fat man was here. I have done EVERYTHING I could think of to get that jolly beast to not stop at our house. First I tried to get the entire family on the naughty list - that worked for some but not everyone so he was still coming...so then I climbed up on the roof and left a note that said "No Thanks, Try Again Next Year" and that didn't work, he still came. Then I tried to have a rational talk with him once he was inside MY house and he just had that stupid chuckle in response so then it got dirty - I tried my best to threaten that freak and you know what he did................
He tied me up!! YEA! Then he went to the kitchen, got some milk and cookies... then finished them off right in front of me (cause he knows very well I can't reach the fridge).
Then he stuffed me in a gift bag!! I'm tell you all - this is NOT a nice man....it's a SCAM! You think he is nice, then while your tucked away in bed he steals your plasma TV - you just watch!
This was Christmas 2008.
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