Rise and Shine - It's Turkey Time

Get up people it's time to roast a turkey....
Here is my dilemma, I can't find the freakin bird...I've been looking all around for the past hour - any ideas...

Not in the fridge
And to top it off I think I twisted my ankle climbing up there

Not outside or in the back alley behind the house

Not even in the spa
Ok I admit I was peeking here to see if by chance it was left open and I could go for a quick dip, but still - no turkey there...

Oh man - No time to waste, if we are gonna eat anytime soon I better find this thing!!!
I'll be back